Peeling the Blue Onion: An eye-watering hydroponic sci-fi drama featuring a rogue Penguin Robot and a flask-wielding Dolphin Scientist.

Beneath the surface of a forgotten sea, on a secret hydroponic farm cultivating translucent blue onions, something is... leaking. Emotion. Memory. Maybe even purpose.

Meet Dolf - a brilliant, melancholic dolphin with opposable thumbs and a PhD in Cryo-Gastronomy. And Ping - a chrome-plated robot penguin with a processor full of repressed grief and a taste for abstract sauces.

Together, they discover that these genetically engineered onions don't just grow tears - they harvest the past.

What begins as a culinary experiment spirals into a tear-wrenching odyssey of post-emotional sabotage, seafood syndicates, and the ethics of edible nostalgia.

Peeling the Blue Onion is a genre-bending retrofuturistic novel that blends absurd science, emotional depth, and deadpan humor. Perfect for fans of Vonnegut, Lem, or the IKEA instruction manual for the soul.